Huff...

For so many people, astrology is a belief rather than a mere entertainment. Never mind changes in the movement of planets and stars, a party trick from a marketing-music-philosophy major-turned-astrologer can direct how people live their lives. Want coverage of a card game that might once have been produced by those with decades of apprenticeship at mama's knee? It only takes a quick search to find text generators and star chart calculators that can crank out a copy that's good enough for a laugh. I look forward to welcoming fresh entertainment from that branch of the junction. (Update, not ad: easy enough to see this coming.)

In the meantime:

Speaking of the junction... (How can one not pay attention?)
There's a reason that snippet of the comeback ad's still on.
The dictionary entry 两面三刀 fits better than 佛口蛇心 (can't imagine why those countries would develop such a sentiment), but I think I'll show both here.
Wondering how bits of zeitgeist overreach can be made obscure by those who don't want to see their part in it.