Not so much green about
On a day where Kiss Me I'm Irish turns into Don't Kiss Me I'm Asian And Enjoying This Social Distancing Thing, training with long sticks turns "just the tip" into legitimate instruction (don't worry, Karen, they're online now)*, and it really is time to relax with that panic buying thing, because nobody's at their best when hangry.
* What, I can't use Karen anymore? OK, Debbie. Heather. Patty. Paula. Jennifer. (And the card game continues.)**
** My mistake. I shouldn't use Karen after all.