Oh, that'll wake one up.
TL;DR - dude, are you high? Again, I mean.
Adding a tie to third-party funny-not-"Spanish" in this news that came out about the same time as the post above.
Adding this toss-up between laughing at the мужчина or worrying about those around him.
Adding this and bits of the sign I can piece together using a non-Cyrillic keyboard: OCTAHOBNTE BON?
HE BEPbTE ?PO?A?AH?E ?ECb BAM BPYT (reminder that Cyrillic EE is backwards N). Got an assist: ОСТАНОВИТЕ = STOP.
Adding this because legacy media omissions are well beyond being just a current thing.
Ending with this because capers.