Yep, Campy Sheriff's the funniest there. I always thought that was "Get those troops in here!" And for sweatshirt's sake, "Mary us," captioner?
Weather eye 看 this 一带一路. Why have 一 there at all? Emphasizing the line that connects? Is it ever just 带路?
Adding this because keep going.
Adding this for the numbers.
Adding this as an example of how to deal with screenshots.
Ending with this because I'm missing a letter and I'm curious.