Yep, Campy Sheriff's the funniest there. I always thought that was "Get those troops in here!" And for sweatshirt's sake, "Mary us," captioner?
Weather eye 看 this 一带一路. Why have 一 there at all? Emphasizing the line that connects? Is it ever just 带路?
Adding this because keep going.
Adding this for the numbers.
Ending with this because I'm missing a letter and I'm curious.